Extremly dangerous things to do. (Not recomended to do, will not be taken responsible for any damage)

* Break stuff
* Cliff Jumping
* Cause a power failure
* Throw a tomato into a fan
* Play hopscotch...with real scotch
* Climb skinny tress as high as you can
* Cook Popcorn with the lid off
* Descend a hill on a skateboard and a cushion from your couch, make sure to hit the water drains on the side and see who gets the most hurt
* Dodge barbed-wire fences at night.
* Figure out how to defy gravity
* Find a willing person - saran wrap from the neck down - then duct tape them - see how long it takes for them to get out
* Find trees that are close together and jump from tree to tree
* Fry bacon when you are naked
* Get your riding lawn mower and do donuts on a icy road
* Go bush jumping! I t's great fun but watch out for thorns
* Hop a train - even for just a few blocks
* Jump off a very high bridge into the river below.
* Make a slide down the stairs using mattresses, laundry baskets or inside a sleeping bag

Just because you are paranoid,
it doesn't mean they're not after you.
Kurt Cobain

* Make up your own Jackass stunts
* Parallel down your, or a friends apartment complex
* Play with fireworks like you're not supposed to. Hold the rockets and shoot them at each other. Wear safety gear if you fear the imminent injury. I t's best to play this game, at night, in an empty parking garage, away from combustibles Jump off the roof with an umbrella or homemade parachute
* Play with matches
* Put a blanket in a laundry basket and slide down the stairs. I f you don't have stairs, go to a library or someplace where there are stairs.
* Ride a skateboard while attached to the back of someone's car with a rope. Drive slow and wear a helmet
* Run down the steepest hill you can find, without tripping over you own legs, and see if you can stop at the bottom.
* Shopping Cart Races
* Sleep on the edge of the highest thing you can find
* Sneak around on a neighbor's property and try not to be seen
* Stand on a corner and try to hitchhike home
* Take a baseball bat to your alarm clock
* Take a nap in a stranger's hammock